Blue States Unite!: January 2005

You Think I'm Stupid?

Just to prove how stupid righties are go to CHS's (a commentator) blog. The whole idea is to demote gun control and he has another one that posts saying from the Bible. You guys say I can't keep on topic.

Tsunami Relief

It is true that the US rarely gets relief from other nations because we are the richest and most powerful country on the face of the Earth but these countries that got hit are some of the poorest countries on Earth and after the tsunami they just got poorer so they do deserve the money.
The one thing I don't get is why we help the homeless here at home?

GOP

Now as I hope you know GOP stands for Grand Ol' Party which is the republican party but we know what Republican Parties are like, everybody in gray and drinking water (except Georgie, he's in the corner chugging some Jack Daniels) and listening to polka. But us dems like to bring out the alchol and turn the music up all the way to 11!

WHAT????!!!!

I read some of your comments and someone said that I know nothing about politics or US History. Two things; 1. What does US History have to do with this?, 2. I certainly know more about politics than W (how the hell did he get elected anyways? and how could 51% of America be so stupid?). And by the way, tell Georgie that there's only one Internet.

Colin Powell Rocks!

I hate to say it but I like a Republican. Colin Powell is sweet! He makes all the right moves, was a general, and picks up the messes Georgie leaves behind (See inauguaration for what I mean). I'm sad to see Condi replacing him because she is ugly, stupid, and useless.

Hillary Clinton!!!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWW!

I have learned from a article somewhere that Hillary Clinton may run for president in '08. But we're lucky Howard Dean won't run again in 2008 if he is the DNC chairman. Wait.... that's not lucky!

Dean Scream!

There's some crap going around that the new leader of the Democratic Party could be Howard Dean. Sure he's a Democrat but he as just weird and is even beyond what I consider acceptable left winginess. Also he is too confident with what he does. Does anyone out there want to run for chairman?

Sort of a Joke

George Bush- "I was president of Texas before I was king of the United States.

Inauguration

What the f---k? The Big W almost spent more on the inauguration than on tsunami fund if it weren't for Colin Powell. Also it is being recorded as the most expensive inauguration in US history.

Just Something

For those of you who aren't Simpson freaks like me I'd like to mention a few things.
1. In one episode Krusty makes a joke at a camp during the Gulf War saying "Saddam Hussein? More like So damn insane!" Alothough I thought it was funny the crowd in the scene doesn't appreicate it.
2. In another episode George HW Bush moves in across the street from the Simpsons. Barbara and Marge get along fine but when Bart "accidentally" destroys George's book on his life he spanks Bart and Homer gets angry and starts a feud between him and George. In the end after Homer fights with George the Bushes move out and Gerald Ford moves in.

I knew it

A heard from a (credible) friend today that Bush is calling off the search for WMDs. All us Bush Haters knew it was about finishing what his dad wussied out of, not about WMDs. But not that you mention it, Saddam could have WMD's somewhere...

The Warp Game

I got a pop up that linked me to The Warp Game where you can stretch Dubya's face! The URL is http://www.colonize.com/p/a.php?a=n0095008073 . Warp George extra good for me!

Sincerely,
A Crazed Bush Hating Democrat

Bush Joke

Bush is so stupid that he would put his face on the (thin) side of $101 bill

Take that republicans!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it right wingers!
Ha Ha conservatives!
Hee Haw drunken hillbilly voters! (My joke signature)

Sincerely,
A Crazed Bush Hating Democrat

Just some Jib Jab

For those of you who haven't enjoyed www.jibjab.com yet go there! (Warning: Do not go there if you can't take a Kerry joke or two)

Sincerely,
A Crazed Bush Hating Democrat