US News Stuff

I was browsing through a copy of US News (an older one) and saw and article about how girls on the internet fight over dubya . It was about www.babesforbush.com and www.babesagainstbush.com (which is nearly pornogrraphic) (It was mentioned and I seen a picture on posting site). I thought it was hilarious! Cat Fight! Meow!

George Bush Tapes

I heard of these tapes where some author recorded a very private interview with George Bush. In the tapes he admits he did drugs among other private things. I think it may have been a little bit of an invasion of his privacy but he's a "celebrity". But don't slam too hard all the fun politicians do drugs Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and I believe HW took a hit in there somewhere.
Who'd a thunk it? George Bush on drugs.... tsktsktsk.

George Bush Tapes

Zero PM

I just can't get the feeling that I'm running out of time. George Bush is pushing me to edge of Hell. Right after that he'll fall down (he is stupid isn't he?) and push me into Insanity Canyon.
My point is if anyone ever got the president into a room (it wouldn't be very hard just say "There Jack Daniels in there! Free, too!") and tried to assainate him they should play the song "Zero PM" Because it sets to mood.

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Why I hate Bush
First of all I don't hate the all the Republicans just the ones like Bush. Hey I like Richard Nixon (Hey in Watergate he was on our side repub fools! He covers up like a Dem and takes the smart way out. Since he knew his career was sinking downward he did it to make the repubs look bad.) Oh yeah and Reagan wasn't bad either (but that was the before the 90's repubs).
Bush as God
Bush thinks he's god when he's high or drunk (100% of time)

My Bad

I figured out in my anolgy in "I Have Proved..." that Hitler is not a good comparison... Does anyone know anybody worse than Hitler?

I have also proved

George Bush does not speak English. He speaks a mix of Retardenese and Lies. He lies all the time. He said fighting in Iraq was over. It isn't, is it? He said there were WMDs in Iraq. He didn't find any so he gave up. He said he would give money to poor schools. He didn't. I am a tortured soul in box made of lies surrounded by Hell.

I Have Proved...

I have proved that god does not exist because George Bush and Hitler exist(ed) and God would certainly not make the same mistake twice.

Cool Pictures

Go to this site for some hilarious pictures! Some of them totally suck though (like the "you forgot Poland ones")
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushpictures.htm
Send Me More if you find more.

Also look for Bushisms

Bushism- A funny quote from Bush that contradicts itself, has poor grammar, or is just plain stupid.

Hey I just spell check this and it said to replace "Bushisms" with "Bushwhacking"

Unite Darn You!

All the democrats should form a superhero soceity where we fight the evils of Christainity and fight for other religions rights! We would also fight unfair lawsuits and the polluting (and overpriced) oil companies. Our secret base would be in central america (Iowa and stuff) the best part of America. And our battle cry would be blue states unite! (with some supre hero music in the backround as we hold our power rings together)

New Template

I changed my template to match my blog a little better. Blue States Unite!

Bush Joke

George W. Bush, Picasso, and Einstein all die on the same day (avoid all reality). When Einstein shows up at the gates to heaven St. Peter tells him to prove that he's Einstein. So Einstein aks for a chalkboard. He gets it and proves the theory of realativity. St. Peter lets him in. Next Picasso shows up and St. Peter asks him to prove that he's Picasso. He walks over to the board that Einstein used and draws a beautiful piece of art. Next George W. shows up and St. Peter says "Picasso and Einstein proved that they are who they claim to be. How are you going to prove your George Bush?" and Bush replies "Who the hell are Picasso and Einstein?" "Come on in George"

Clinton and HW Bush

That is so great how two opposite people can come together in a time of need. Has any one else seen the commercial for some website (I can't remember it now, I'm having a brain fart) that lists all credible donation site for the tsunami relief with HW and BC sitting next to each other explaining it. To make it even better there were at the Super Bowl! It was beatiful. We should make a new party! We could call ourselves Republocrats or Demoicans.

A Record Breaking Family

While I was flipping through my Guinness Book of World Records (2000 edition) I happened to notice that the most expensive presidential election (at the time) was George HW's (it was worth about $30 million). I guess W has to beat his dad at everything, inaugurations and even wars with Iraq

What Did You Just Say? Let Me Guess, Freedom?

On this hilarious section of The Daily Show (A Joke News Show on Comedy Central) they counted the number of times W said "freedom" and "liberty". It was something like 51 (freedom won) to 27. George needs to learn some new words and phrases instead of rewording the same one over and over (believe me he does it).
To George
Alternate Forms of "Freedom"
independence
democracy
sovereignty
Alternate Forms of "Liberty"
Go and Figure out how to read a thesaurus George

I'm Sorry

You guys mistinterperted my previous post, Ben Wallace Meet George Bush. You guys thought that I give no credit to Big Ben but have you ever heard him talk? I'm from the Detroit Area and I have so I know that George would have a hard time understanding him (he has a hard enough time understanding English!). And with the way W talks it's hard for anyone to understand what he's saying plus I thought you righties thought hunting was the only sport?

Ben Wallace Meet George W.

I wish I could have been in the White House when the Detroit Pistons went to the White House to be congratualted by the President (for winning the NBA chapionship) because it could have been two things a few hours of awkward silence or a chaotic scene of Ben Wallace trying to talk W in ghetto and W trying to talk to Big Ben in red neck.